Animal-Jokes---Walks-Into-a-Bar----Bears-on-Drugs-with-tags-Animal-Jokes-Partying--Bad-Behavior-Something-Funny-Walks-into-a-Bar

Walks Into a Bar... Bears on Drugs - A bear walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears in bars."The bear replies, "If you don't give me a beer, I'll eat that lady over there."The bartender says, "Go ahead."So the bear eats the lady and asks for a beer. The bartender says, "Sorry, we don't give beer to bears on drugs.""What do mean," asks the bear. "I'm not on drugs.""Yes, you are, that was the bar bitch you ate."