Dark-Humor---Widow-s-Future-with-tags-Dark-Humor-Marriage-Jokes-Men-Women-Something-Funny

Widow's Future - A woman visits a fortuneteller who tells her, "Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."Visibly shaken, the woman takes a few deep breaths, steadies her voice and asks, "Will I be acquitted?"