Dirty-Jokes---Basic-Needs-with-tags-Dirty-Jokes-Men-Women-Something-Funny

Basic Needs - A guy and his girlfriend sit on a porch. The guy grabs the her breasts and says, "If these would give me milk, I wouldn't need my cows."He grabs her crotch and says, "If this would give me eggs, I wouldn't need my chickens."She grabs his d**k and says, "If this would get hard, I wouldn't need your brother."