Dirty-Jokes---Penis-s-Demands-with-tags-Dirty-Jokes-Men-Women-Something-Funny

Penis's Demands - The Penis requests a
promotion and a raise for the following reasons:

--has to work hard;
--has to work at great depths
--has to work upside down
--has no ventilation or air-conditioned environment at work
--has to work in a high humidity environment
--has to work at high temperatures
--does not get weekends and holidays off
--does not get time off after extra hours of work
--has a hazardous work environment that often causes illness.

    Request denied for the
following reasons:


 - does not work 8 hours in a row
 - does not answer immediately to all requests
 - after a short activity period, falls asleep at work
 - shows no fidelity to the workplace
 - retires too early
 - does not work at all unless pushed from behind
 - does not leave the workplace clean after finishing work
 - sometimes leaves work too early.