Doctor-Jokes---Signs-That-You-re-a-Drunk-with-tags-Doctor-Jokes-Partying--Bad-Behavior-Something-Funny

Signs That You're a Drunk - -- You lose arguments with inanimate objects.-- You have to hold on to the lawn to keep from falling off the Earth.-- Your job starts to interfere with your drinking.-- Your doctor finds traces of blood in your alcohol stream.-- You fall off the floor.--That damn pink elephant followed you home again.--You have a reserved parking space at the liquor store.--Your career won't progress beyond Senator of Massachusetts.