Food-Jokes---Why-Chocolate-Is-Better-Than-Sex-with-tags-Dirty-Jokes-Food-Jokes-Men-Women-Something-Funny

Why Chocolate Is Better Than Sex - -- You can GET chocolate.-- Chocolate satisfies even when it's gone soft.-- You can safely have chocolate while you are driving.-- You can have chocolate in in public.-- If you bite the nuts, the chocolate won't mind.-- The word "commitment" doesn't scare off chocolate.-- You don't get hairs in your mouth with chocolate.-- No need to fake your enjoyment of chocolate.-- Chocolate doesn't make you pregnant.-- You can have chocolate at any time of the month.-- You are never too young or too old for chocolate.-- Size doesn't matter -- though more is still better.