Insults---Bill-O-Reilly-s-Chauffeur-with-tags-Animal-Jokes-Dark-Humor-Insults-News--Politics-Police-Business--Military-Jokes-Something-Funny

Bill O'Reilly's Chauffeur - Bill O'Reilly and his chauffeur accidentally hit and kill a farmer's pig while driving through the country.O'Reilly tells the chauffeur to apologize to the farmer. They drive up to the farm, and the chauffeur goes inside. He is gone for a long time.When the driver returns, he explains his long absence, "Well, first the farmer shook my hand, then he offered me a beer, then his wife made me some cookies, and his daughter showered me with kisses.""Why were they so grateful?" O'Reilly asks.The chauffeur replies, "I don't know. All I told him was that I was Bill O'Reilly's driver and I'd just killed the pig."