Insults---Marriage-Woes-with-tags-Insults-Men-Women-Something-Funny

Marriage Woes - -- I married Miss Right -- I just didn't know her first name was "Always!"-- Losing a husband can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible.-- I haven't spoken to my wife in nearly 18 months -- I don't want to interrupt her!-- Some mornings I wake up grouchy, and on others I just let him sleep!