Insults---Santa--Tooth-Fairy--Drunk--Honest-Senator-with-tags-Insults-News--Politics-Something-Funny

Santa, Tooth Fairy, Drunk, Honest Senator - Q: Santa Claus, the tooth fairy, an honest senator and an old drunk are walking down the street together when they simultaneously spot a $100 dollar bill. Who gets it?A: The old drunk, of course -- the other three don't exist.