Insults---Signs-It-s-a-Bad-Day-with-tags-Insults-Nationality-Jokes-Something-Funny

Signs It's a Bad Day - -- You wake up on pavement.-- You can't find the clothes you wore home from the party.-- Your twin forgets your birthday.-- You wake up to discover your waterbed broke, and then remember you don't have a waterbed.-- You wake up with your mouth guard stuck, and then remember you don't wear a mouth guard.-- Your blind date turns out to be your ex-husband.-- You put both contact lenses in the same eye.-- Your wife says, "Good morning, Bill" and your name is George