Jokes-about-Kids---Turn-to-Stone-with-tags-Dirty-Jokes-Jokes-about-Kids-Men-Women-Something-Funny

Turn to Stone - Two boys are playing by a stream when they spy a woman bathing nude around the bend. One of the boys takes off running in the opposite direction. The other boy chases after him and asks why he took off."Well," the boy says, "my mom told me that if I ever spied on a naked lady, I'd turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard!"