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Signs You're in America - -- a pizza can get to your house faster than an ambulance.-- there are handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.-- Sick people must walk to the back of the drugstore to get their prescriptions, while healthy people can buy cigarettes in the front.-- Banks leave both vault doors open, but pens are chained to the counters.-- Expensive cars sit in the driveways and useless junk fills garages.-- people use voice mail to screen calls and call waiting to catch every call they might miss.-- Drive-Up ATM machines feature Braille lettering.