Pop-Culture--Celebrity-Jokes---Walking-in-a-Doggie-Wonderland-with-tags-Animal-Jokes-God-Jokes-Pop-Culture--Celebrity-Jokes-Something-Funny-That-Is-Gross

Walking in a Doggie Wonderland - To the tune of "Walking in a Winter Wonderland":Dog tags ring, are you listening'?In the lane, snow is glistening.It's yellow, not white -- I've been there tonight,Marking up my winter wonderland.Smell that tree? That's my fragrance.It's a sign for wandering vagrants;"Avoid where I pee, it's my property.Marked up as my winter wonderland."In the meadow dad will build a snowman,following the classical design.Then I'll lift my leg and let it go, man,So all the world will know it's mine-mine-mine!Straight from me to the fence post,flows my natural incense boast,"Stay off of my turf, this small piece of earth,I mark it as my winter wonderland."