That-Is-Gross---Captain-s-Brave-Shirt-with-tags-Pop-Culture--Celebrity-Jokes-Something-Funny-That-Is-Gross

Captain's Brave Shirt - The first mate asks the ship captain why he always wears a red shirt to fight off pirates.The captain replies, "It keeps the men brave. If I get wounded, you won't see the blood, and you'll keep on fighting."The next day, a fleet of pirate ships appear on the horizon. The first mate says, "Get me my brown pants!"