That-Is-Gross---Four-Worms-and-a-Funeral-with-tags-Animal-Jokes-Doctor-Jokes-Something-Funny-That-Is-Gross

Four Worms and a Funeral - Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a jar of alcohol. The second worm was put into a jar of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a jar of sperm. The fourth worm was put into a jar of soil.

After one day:

First worm - dead

Second worm - dead.

Third worm - dead.

Fourth worm - alive.

Lesson: As long as you drink, smoke and have sex, you won't get worms!