That-Is-Gross---Growing-Old-with-tags-Something-Funny-That-Is-Gross

Growing Old - Three old men were sitting on a porch.

"I wish I could take a healthy piss," said one.

"I wish I could take a healthy crap," said another.

"I can take a crap at 6 AM and a piss at 11 AM. I just wish I could get up before noon."