That-Is-Gross---Things-Just-Fallin--Off-with-tags-Dirty-Jokes-Men-Women-Something-Funny-That-Is-Gross

Things Just Fallin' Off - This morning as I was buttoning my shirt, a button fell off. After that, I picked up my briefcase, and the handle fell off. Then I went to open the door, and the doorknob fell off. I went to get into my car, and the door handle came off in my hand. Now I'm afraid to pee.