Work-Jokes---Lawyer-on-His-Deathbed-with-tags-Dark-Humor-Lawyer-Jokes-Something-Funny-Work-Jokes

Lawyer on His Deathbed - Steve lies dying, as Jack, his law partner of 40 years, sits at his bedside."Jack, I've got to confess -- I've been sleeping with your wife for 30 years, I'm the father of your daughter, and I've been stealing from the firm for a decade.""Relax," says Jack, "and don't think another thing about it. I'm the one who put arsenic in your martini."